Lāna‘i: pineapples, paddleboards, and Mars-like magic
Lāna‘i may be small — just 18 miles long and 13 miles wide — but what it lacks in size, it makes up for in strange, striking variety. Once the world’s largest exporter of pineapples, this “Pineapple Island” has traded fruit for luxury, now home to a handful of upscale resorts and one of Hawai‘i’s most unusual landscapes.
Though privately owned, Lāna‘i is open to visitors, and most locals trace their roots back to the plantation days. Today, it’s more about quiet luxury than agriculture — but you’ll still find a laid-back vibe, small-town charm, and pockets of true wilderness.
The Garden of the Gods
Head inland and you’ll hit Keahiakawelo, or the Garden of the Gods — a surreal expanse of red lava boulders and dusty rock formations. It looks more like a Wild West movie set (or Mars) than anything you’d expect to find in Hawai‘i. Sunset is when it really stuns — the rocks seem to glow in shades of orange and crimson.
Hulopo‘e Bay and Sweetheart Rock
Down south, Hulopo‘e Bay is a protected marine reserve and one of the island’s top spots for swimming and snorkeling. The calm waters are home to spinner dolphins, sea turtles, and reef fish, and nearly all boats are banned to keep it pristine.
Just offshore sits Sweetheart Rock (Pu‘upehe), a jagged triangle of stone tied to a tragic Hawaiian love story. It’s best seen by kayak or paddleboard on calm days — or from the cliffside trail above, if you'd rather stay dry.
Shipwrecks, trails, and island views
Lāna‘i’s wild side doesn’t stop at red rocks and romance. Up on the northeast coast, Shipwreck Beach lives up to its name — a rusted WWII-era tanker still sits marooned offshore, slowly becoming part of the seascape.
For big views, take a 4x4 up the Munro Trail, a dirt track that climbs along the island’s eastern ridge. On a clear day, you can see five other Hawaiian islands from its high points — all except Kaua‘i and Ni‘ihau.
Is Lāna‘i for you?
If you’re into offbeat landscapes, upscale hideaways, and fewer people, Lāna‘i delivers. It’s small, strange, and peaceful — perfect for unplugging, exploring by 4x4, or watching the sun melt into the sea without a soul in sight.