Forget about virtual-reality roller coasters, the future of theme parks just got a whole lot raunchier.

Developers in Brazil are planning to build an adults-only park, where traditional rides will be replaced by the likes of penis-shaped bumper cars, an erotic ghost train and a 7D vibrating cinema.

Unlike the comparatively chaste Jeju Loveland in South Korea, Erotikaland will lean towards the outrageous, even featuring a “sex playground” complete with a labyrinth, ferris wheel and water slide, according to the New York Times.

But while the owners warn the park definitely won’t be a “place for nuns”, don’t think all rules will go out the window. Any guests wanting to “take things to another level” will be shepherded to a motel down the road (run by the same group).

Raring to test it out? You’ll need to wait until 2018, although unsurprisingly local opposition is already growing.

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