We Love F****** Tourists

Rua dos Fanqueiros 267, 4º Esq, Lisbon, Portugal, 1100-230

Overall Rating: 98

We're The Heart of the City! Our brand new hostel is located in a recently renovated building with a view of the Castelo S. Jorge on the one side, the squares; Praça da Figueira and Rossio on the other, the river Tagus on the third and the Santa Justa elevator designed by Eiffel on the fourth. Our contagiously energetic staff are fully focused on introducing you to all the great sights, sounds, tastes and smells that this great city has to offer to the world...

We have 3 different types of rooms: - 6 bed-dorm - 4 bed-dorm - double-private room Bed sheets and breakfast included. Reading lights and security lockers in all the rooms.


Facilities at this hostel include:

  • Bar
  • Credit cards accepted
  • Free city tour
  • Games room
  • Secure lockers
  • Lounge area
  • Internet / Wi-Fi
  • 24 hour reception
  • Safety deposit
  • 24 hour hot showers
  • Tours/Travel Desk
  • Washing machines
  • Fax
  • Laundry service
  • Wake-up calls
  • Bar(s)
  • Café
  • Common area / room
  • Communal kitchen
  • Internet access in public areas
  • Television room


Rating Type
98 Overall
99 Atmosphere
100 Staff
99 Location
98 Cleanliness
95 Facilities
98 Safety
0 Fun
100 Value

Important Information

This is not your average Hostel! Opened by locals and travellers, we are a team of people with a shared deep passion for the city and all which that embraces. We love having travellers around and introducing them to our great city, hopefully making them feel as if their stay was as a visit at a long lost friend’s place. The hostel is located in a recently modernly renewed building, placed centrally in the Baixa. Right on the corner of what is historically the most important commercial square of the city. The twin squares; Praça da Figueira and Rossio. With our panoramic balcony and our 6th floor penthouse view of the Castelo de S. Jorge, the warm views of Lisbon is yours to taste and touch. Ensuring easy walking distance for shopping, restaurants, museums and parks, as well as the bar and nightlife of the traditional Alfama neighborhood. The wilder Bairro Alto and Cais do Sodré are only 5 min from our door.